Homeschool Encouragement:Homeschool Humor Draw homeschool encouragement and inspiration from these humorous church bulletin bloopers. "A cheerful heart does good like a medicine..." Proverbs 17:22. Humor helps us keep perspective. So take a break and enjoy a good laugh. *The outreach committee has enlisted 30 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. *The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual, fell upon her. *Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing service will be discontinued until further notice. *Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow. *This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends. *This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mr. ____________ to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. *Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door. *The Rev. Brooster spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience. *Remember in your prayers the many who are sick of our church and community. *The choir invites any member of this congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. *Weight Watchers will meet at 6 p.m. Please use large double doors at the side entrance. *The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of Joseph Allan Roster, the sin of Reverend and Mrs. Donald Roster. *Next Sunday Mrs. Nash will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience." *Ushers will eat latecomers. *During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when Tim Bruns supplied our pulpit. *At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. Maintain homeschool encouragement and inspiration through a "cheerful" heart.
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